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An analyst walks into a bar and orders 10 shots. The bartender asks him if he’s sure, to which he replies, “Of course I’m sure. I know my limits.”

A bunch of functions are having a party, and is sitting alone
in the corner. After a while, comes over.
“Hey, man,” says , “why don’t you join the fun? Mingle!”
“Mingle?” asks .
“Yeah, you know, integrate yourself!” exclaims .
“Oh,” sighs , “what’s the point?”

There’ve been a lot of tropical storms/hurricanes this season–so many that they used up the standard names and had to begin using letters of the Greek alphabet as names. We’re up to Epsilon, now. The other day, an airplane went to the eye of that storm to gather data. They fell short of getting good [...]